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and Julie, too, we suppose. But why must we wait until October?!? Sony Pictures, you make Fatman so sad. We do not (heart) you.

Rumor has it that Daedongkang Beer is sporadically available south of the DMZ, and Fatman would be especially thankful for some leads on where we might aquire some. Anybody know? Has anybody tried 대동강맥주 before?

The Wall Street Journal ran an interesting article on the expansion of Dunkin’ Donuts in Korea today, saying that the chain was looking to almost double the number of stores in South Korea, along with turn Koreans into morning coffee drinkers. We ask you, do Koreans really need any help with that? There’s a few [...]

OMG!!! Hugh Jackman grabbed a Kraze Burger from the Cheongyecheon branch while in town to promote his new film, X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Yes, Fatman was really there. He signed our burger, but we got hungry and ate it.

Yes, 500¥ . . . for ddeokpokki!!! We can’t believe it either. Tokyo, you truly are the city of dreams. Crazy, expensive, overpriced dreams.

This article is so funny, soju came out Fatman’s nose (even more of an accomplishment, because we weren’t drinking at the time.) Sorry, Dokdo is Ours.  Yours was hilarious, but Mr. Breen is truly the master. Tip of the fat hat to the Marmot’s Hole.

Time Magazine does the dirty work for us in their coverage of Taiwan’s Modern Toilet restaurant, an excretory excursion that gives new meaning to the term, “potty mouth.”  Fatman’s only wonder is why this place hasn’t made it to Korea yet, where fascination for food that looks  . . . hm, shall we say, pre-processed? [...]

From Caravan Magazine and the blog Our Delhi Struggle comes this heartburning heartwarming tale of a beloved meal once thought left behind, of a man and his late-night snack reunited once again, and of gorditas in a place where beef is truly a forbidden pleasure . . . Taco Bell:  The Arrival (tip of the [...]

Wanna spend a romantic day with your sweetie-pie? How nice for you! Now, go bug some other website with your lovey-dovey heart-and-flower chatter  and leave the bitter, the annoyed, the cranky, the romantically disinclined, and everybody else who wants to take a break from your sugared-nonsense holiday to Fatman.

어머나! Even 한우 want to leave for the sunny fields of California? 수 씨, say it ain’t so! Why would any Korean cow want to leave the happy home pasture . . . ? Oh. Anyway, vote for Soo to get a shot at her California dream (if you are so inclined) at the California [...]